People, the season of the railroad is here…and by railroad,
I mean Hell on Wheels.
Today, I’ve got a new theory I came up with
personally…is the Swede the western version of the Joker?He's got some interesting business cards doesn't he?
That’s right boys and girls, I’m here to wonder whether or
not violently insane ol’ mister Gunderson is the wild west version a certain
“Psychotic, wicked clown”, how is this possible you ask? I’ll explain, writing
this as I am while watching Jason Bourne snap some a-hole’s neck like a
fricking twig.
Could he kill the asshole in the helmet next?
First off, his name helped me figure this out. The Swede,
The Joker, they both have the same ring; Hell, they even have the same damn
amount of numbers in their names.
Secondly, while an affably evil figure in the first season,
his fall from grace at the hands of a pair of Irish guys plus getting fired and
demoted to a mere corpse dumper (in other words, gravedigger) happened all in
one day…same came to a certain clown.
And we don't mean Violent J.
The more obvious similarities come when you realize that in
the second season (during his attempt to lord over the Soux) he used some kind
of muck that made his skin appear white, and the Heath Ledger Joker used makeup
to apply whiteness to his skin (though unlike Joker he didn’t shave his hair,
looking much more like Count Orlok than the would-be Juggalo.
The Swede is also (like the Joker) very clever, and
can turn most situations to his advantage. Most anybody can scoop up dead
bodies, but it’s kinda rare to find a man capable of also manipulating a giant
army of Indians into crushing a town’s spirit with a truly devastating invasion.Though personally I'd have attacked them with shitty computers and ineffectual tech support.
What strikes me as the biggest tip-off is how the Swede gets
totally unhinged during Season Two, his madness is such that he frigging DANCES
in a burning town while most everyone else is dying around him, he might not
laugh like a damn hyena but he sure does enjoy his carnage. Ol’ Joker is no
less insane, crazy, or just plain psychotic as him. So while the Swede isn’t as
laughably evil as mister ‘Clown Devil Boy’ (child of the Witch Heifer), his own
madness is in equal to him.
Pictured: The magnificent bastard himself.
And that folks, is my theory for this week, when you go to
watch Hell on Wheels next time; remember my theory and ask yourself…is Bohannon
a Batman or a Punisher?




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