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Saturday, August 31, 2013

Gomu-Gomu no Breaker!


Dear reader, today I have woken and wondered about life’s important mysteries; such as what I’m supposed to do on Earth, why do what I do…and whether or not One Piece’s Haki is actually Gurren Lagann’s Spiral Power in either a different strand or another universe (either one can work, really.)
Yes readers, this is the topic I have chosen to bring up today. And I myself have some good evidence that thus could indeed be true, allow me to explain.
First off, both Haki and Spiral Power tends to make whoever it is that uses it undeniably AWESOME though one only becomes potently powerful to certain people, i.e. a certain rubber skin/boned pirate with a meat fetish.

 Disgusting, ain't it?


Anyhoo, let’s be more precise here. Haki has three separate forms, the first one allows you to sense the presence of others and essentially predict wherever your enemies will attack you from, and the third essentially allows you to dominate the will of others, and actually make “Defeat by being yelled out totally freaking loud” seem like something that doesn’t sound completely stupid, though granted it’s incredibly rare.
But the second form of Haki is without a doubt the one that’s most similar to Spiral Power, users tend to manifest forces comparable to invisible armor around themselves to both defend against attack and fight back with greater force, able to augment your own attacks, and we mean any attacks, even bullets
Spiral Power can do something similar, making machines and devices capable of giving more output than it should be able to (think Tony Stark’s Arc reactor, could you really expect such energy from something so small?)

 It also makes sexy chicks with big guns that defy logic.

Haki is in all beings of the One Piece World  but as mentioned above, not everybody can manifest it in the ways mentioned above, but all of these powers can be improved through hard work by those who have them…so maybe those who don’t have them can manifest these amazing powers if they work hard enough.
And besides, if Spiral power isn’t involved, then how do you explain Sanji’s manifesting of Spiral eyebrows?

 Now we're cooking with SPIRAL POWAH!


And that is my personal theory about how Spiral Power and Haki are one and the same, if the world has any luck this’ll turn out to be true and we’ll have Luffy piloting a giant mecha in search of meat while Sanji gets chased off by an irate Yoko after trying to spy on her bathing…but I doubt it.
See you next time, next week’s post hasn’t been decided yet; but I’ve got some damn good ideas on what to do! What are they? Wouldn’t you like to know…

 Bitchin! But I don't see any meat hunting robots...do you?

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