Dr. Weird: Architect of the bizarre?

Welcome to the new age viewers! I, your esteemed reviewer have began setting up plans to create a WEBCOMIC! More about this in a post sometime next week (but before the formal blog post of a new review.)
For now, I want to take in this theory...that Dr. Weird is responsible for most of (if not all) the weirdness in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Because seriously, who else makes perverts like this?

Now granted, I have very little evidence to prove this...but that's also why I came to this conclusion, you literally have no idea how any of these freaks came into existence. In the first three episodes, Dr.Weird created the very things the Aqua Teens faced off against (save the Brownie Monsters, but Shake was just being a jackass when he made them.)
The movie itself even reveals that the Aqua Teens themselves are just more experiments of Dr. Weird who "escaped" making them just like the very monsters they've fought. So this got me to thinking, "perhaps all the weirdness is Dr. Weird's fault"
It makes a good deal of sense (at least, it does to me), there's certainly no other way (aside from them being aliens) that explains the bizarre creatures. Other things, such as Dr. Wong Burger's study of 'Dicknology' and the 'dog making' software that made Hand Banana could have been made by him. With the dog making software being illegal on account of the fact that, like the Insanoflex, it got way out of hand.

Sure, and what couldn't go wrong with a machine that creates canine sex offenders?

Now, as for how Dr. Weird is able to make all this shit, it might be possible that he has some form of contract with somebody (probably the government) to build living weapons or something similar. Several of the monsters are pretty dangerous, and some definitely look the part. The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future for starters, is seen with a heavily weaponized extending arm in the movie and has at least once demonstrated rocket boots.
Crazy as Dr. Weird is, nobody can deny he makes some crazily powerful creations. The Rabbot for starters went on a rampage almost immediately after creation, and the RainbowMaker was used by dim witted Leprechauns in an e-mail based mugging scheme (even if all they got was just a bunch of junk.)

Weird...you magnificent bastard, I burned your house!

Now, as for the other 'weirdies' like Markula and the Mooninites, they probably weren't created by Weird since the movie shows he can age, but said film also revealed he has a family (or at least a father) with implications that his ancestors engaged in these practices as well, so it could be that they're responsible for the really old creatures like the aforementioned Markula and wrote 'Mummies for Dummies'.
Aliens may have also been made by them, though I personally get the impression some of them are actually less bizarre than most of them, so this might not be the case either. For all we know, Weird and his family are composed of aliens themselves.
One more question though is, could Weird and his ancestors possibly be responsible for the bizarre continuity of the show? I don't know, and currently there isn't really any evidence suggesting this.
Anyways that's the theory for today, next week I hope to try a review of the webcomic...Lackadaisy Cats. Sometime earlier I will also give some details about my upcoming webcomic as well.
Seeya!

The world may never know.